10. Tax auditors. They vacation in Fiji – not Nashville.
9. Llamas. ‘Cause they spit, you know.
(Though we will have the elusive, rarely-seen-in-the-heat Betty Llama. Stay tuned.)
8. Kissing booth. Sorry, our lips chap… and PDA is icky.
7. Amusement park rides. They can be dangerous. Plus, “Janice, it hurts.”
6. Greased Pig chasing. Poor little piggies running around coated in canola oil…
5. Bottle-nosed dolphins, seeing as they’re not indigenous to the Cumberland River.
4. Botox booth. As a rule, we don’t advocate for injecting our fans with botulism.
3. Celebrity dodgeball. I keep asking for it, though.
2. Baby tossing. This might only be fun if you’re from the Dakotas (like me)…or Arkansas.
1. Kanye West.
(Okay, folks, any other “Top 10” list ideas you want us to tackle? PS- If Janice from the video is reading this, email me! I want you to be my guest at the Fest!)
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